5 Hour Energy Anyone?
So…I woke up this morning at 6am…and literally needed a crane to get myself out of bed. I was in one of those deep sleeps…the kind where you’d love to take a sledgehammer to the alarm clock every 5 minutes…you know what I mean. So, I needed something to get my ass going…as I was on my way to go lift at my favorite place in the world, the rec. I decided to try one of those intriguing little bottles of 5 Hour Energy I see placed so temptingly close to the register at 7-11. (Let me tell you, for $3.00 a 1oz bottle, I better be frickin Superman after the last sip.) I drank that puppy in 3 seconds flat…and it was interesting. It was very smooth…and had a hint of a berry flavor to it. I proceeded to do my lifting at the rec, and noticed that time seemed to be moving very slowly. I somehow managed to finish my workout in 30 mins…and had an extra 5 mins to spare. So…I stopped at Dunkin Donuts to get my coffee (just what I needed, more caffeine)…and proceeded to go home, shower, dress, and eat breakfast…AND I STILL HAD TIME LEFT OVER!! I had no idea why time seemed to be going to frickin slow…and how I was getting everything done so quickly. And then it hit me…I WAS TOTALLY DOPED UP ON THAT 5 HOUR ENERGY!! My God!! I usually don’t believe those energy concoctions work very well, but I can definiately vouch for this one. I was flying around like I was on damned speed getting things done like there was no tomorrow. And here’s the best part….there was no crash. Yet, at least. It’s now 2:12pm. I leave work at 5:30. If I don’t post for a few weeks, it’s because I’m currently unemployed and looking for a job because they fired my ass for falling asleep at the desk because my 5 Hour Energy left me high and dry and I crashed like a giant frickin boulder coming down a mountain. How about that for a run-on sentence? 
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I’m curious. What’s in it? The ingredients…
Ba hahahahaha! I always wonder about those things too. Next time I feel like taking speed legally, I’ll look into it.
Did it make you drive really fast?
Sounds like fun, think I’ll try it. Thanks for the info.
Well I’m afraid I can feel those chest pains coming on all the way over here. Must be for the Young and Restless. Not the Old and Feeble. Have a great evening. Marge
LOL! Thanks for the pick me up!
I can stand those energy drinks. I’m real picky on taste and some of them taste kinda funny. But, my husband loves them. They give him that extra boost. Maybe you will get a raise instead of getting fired. You have enough energy to do your work, and your co-workers work. Heck, maybe even your bosses work. You could get a promotion!!!! LOL